Thursday, October 14, 2010

Werewolf ABCs

My Vampire ABC's were so popular, I thought I'd go ahead and write the sequel for you all.

Werewolf ABCs

A is for Abs, again it's a must.
B is for Buns, cuz it's all about lust.
C is for Cats, which he likes to chase.
D is for Dangerous, your heart starts to race.
E is for Ending, inevitable and true.
F is for Flesh, only yours will do.
G is for Glare, when you both have a fight.
H is for Howl, at the moon every night.
I is for impressive, there's really no doubt.
(Except when he licks himself but we'll leave that out).
J is for Jumping, you wish it were you.
K is for Kiss, because that will do.
L is for Lust, can't stress that enough.
M is for Muscles, even non-wolf he's tough.
N is for Now, cuz you just can't hold back.
O is for Ouch, he thinks you're a snack.
P is for Power, which attracts you - admit it.
Q is for Quiet, hope you don't need it.
R is for Rough, I don't need to explain,
S is for Slobber, you wish he'd refrain.
T is for Tush, yeah I know, already said buns.
(But come on you know it's all part of the fun).
U is for Useless, he doesn't do much.
V is for vampire, now you long for HIS touch.
W is for WEREWOLF, what else? That's just him.
X is for Xenos, this one's for you Tim.
Y is for Yummy, what you are both thinking.
Z is for Zombie, but only after you're drinking.




17 comments:

  1. LOL at the (Except when he licks himself but we'll leave that out).

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  2. Christi - thanks. I have my moments.

    Amie - So glad! :D

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  3. Halloween has brought the best out in you, Lisa. Thanks for starting my day with the ABCs again.

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  4. LOL! This is beyond awesome! Have I told you how much you rock lately?!

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  5. Lee - I do love the festive atmosphere Halloween provides. I guess since it's always been my favorite holiday (and not because of the candy) I should have had a clue how I might end up!

    Heather - You can tell me that anytime you want.

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  6. I smell a picture book - maybe with a furry cover.

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  7. Leslie - Oooh smell. Scatch and sniff? But wet dog won't be a good selling point..

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  8. Came to you by way of Heather's blog... and I'm some glad I stopped by! That was hilarious! Especially the line about him licking himself... bwahahaha! :)

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  9. Oh my gosh you have a serious talent for this thing. Except when he licks himself... grinning and shaking my head.

    Thank you for the entertainment!

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  10. DL - Oh I'm so glad you stopped by too!! Thank you. :D

    Margo - He he he. Thanks for saying I'm talented.

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  11. Buns and tush, can't go wrong there! LOVE this!

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  12. Julie, yeah, kids need to learn young.

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  13. That was great! I had no idea a werewolf and the ABCs could be combined to such entertaining lengths!

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  14. Thanks, Lydia! Yeah, you'd be surprised the combinations my brain can come up with if left to stew. Frightening stuff.

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