Flash fiction specialist, short story neophyte, poetry idiot. Aspiring novelist, discovering that the middle of your first novel is damn hard to write. Husband, father, reasonably competent cook. Tragic aesthete. A tad ornery, most days.
Don't think it says much? Then I suggest you follow his blog, because his personality is indescribable. And please know that I out him with the very best of intentions because I think he's awesome:
Simon you are obviously a DEMON! You know how to be likeable, but have that devilish streak. You even write some pretty mean poetry. So, tell us, is it hard being immortal?
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