Monday Madness - Trying Something New

REMINDER you can still enter my contest until Wednesday evening. I will announce the winner on Thursday.

So, I do enjoy deciding who is what supernatural creature. However, I am noticing a definite dive in my Monday post readers/commenters. Hmm. SO, I'm going to experiment, Mwahahaha! You're all my test subjects.

Anywho, Here's today's experiment: Celebrities and what they REALLY are...

1. Robert Pattinson - you thought he was a vampire?? Ha! Have you seen that hair? The british accent? I say he's a MAD SCIENTIST and he's got millions of women (and men) under the power of some hypnotic hyper beam. Buy movie tickets and merchandise. I am hot.

2. Lindsey Lohan - she's the VAMPIRE. I mean she looks like the undead anyhow.. take a look at this.

3. Glenn Beck - well, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he isn't originally from this solar system.

4. Kristen Stewart - not to do too many Twilight people, but come on! She's a ZOMBIE.

Have I offended anyone yet?