Thursday, June 10, 2010

Interview with a Nymph and Satyr

Welcome everyone! Thanks to Abigail and Bookaholic's suggestions, today I have with me two very Harvey the Satyr and Theodora the Nymph. You should know that they are separated by a magic forcefield at Theodora's request. Now lets begin!

ME: Theodora - what is it that makes Nymphs so irresistible to Satyrs?

THEODORA: Well, it isn't -

HARVEY: HEY! How come she gets to go first? Typical! Ignore the guy who has furry feet and focus on the gorgeous woman. OUCH!

ME: Harvey watch out for that forcefield. I'm not playing favorites. Just be patient, please.

THEODORA: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted.. It isn't just Satyrs that chase me. It's everyone. And I can't really say I blame them. I mean look at me! Oh wait, I'm sure you already have. Are you going to put my picture on the computer?

ME: I wouldn't want to cause any problems with overloading the circuits or anything.

HARVEY: She won't get sarcasm. Believe me, I've tried.

ME: So, Harvey, why DO you chase Nymphs?

HARVEY: Because it's just so much FUN! Ouch!

ME: Harvey please control yourself. Theodora, I'm sure you want to take this opportunity to let everyone know that Nymphs are more than just a pretty face, right? Harvey stop snorting.

THEODORA: I'm sorry, did you say something? I got distracted looking in the mirror.

ME: Uh, huh. Harvey - how about Satyrs? What is it about you that most people just don't get? Stop chewing on my cushion.

HARVEY: Sorry. Yeah, I would like to let people know that Satyrs are much deeper than we're given credit for. I'm more than just a hot bod. OUCH! Damn forcefield.

ME: Wow, maybe this wasn't such a great idea in practice.

HARVEY: Are you kidding? This is the closest I've gotten to her in about a decade without her turning into a tree.

ME: Lets try one more thing. Theodora, isn't there anything you like about Harvey here?

THEODORA: Well, you do have to give him credit for persistence. I mean, most guys give up after running into a rock, a tree or a bush full of thorns, you know? He's been chasing me for almost a century.

HARVEY: Yeah! That's right, baby. You're the only Nymph for me.

THEODORA: I've seen you go after Monica that water sprite before.

HARVEY: Only for practice. I only want OUCH! You.

THEODORA: He is kind of cute in a teddy bear sort of way...

ME: Are you saying you're willing to give him a chance?

THEODORA: One movie. I get to pick. Then...maybe.

HARVEY: Woohoo!! Hey, Lisa, can I borrow forty bucks?

Well, there you have it. This was quite the experiment! I guess my degree in psych wasn't completely wasted. We'll have to check back in and see how the date went, don't you think? If any of you have any other questions for Theodora or Harvey please leave them in the comments and they have both agreed to get back to you.


  1. Wow Lisa! You are just out-of-the-world great! I loved Thoedora and Harvey. That forcefield couldn't keep them apart,eh?
    I want to know more-What happens at the movie?

  2. Guess we'll have to wait for an update...

  3. I would like pics of Theodora, plz. Kthx. :)

    Very entertaining interview, good lady. Nicely done! Love the respective voices.

  4. Simon - I'm sure you would. I'm sure you would.

  5. That was so completely entertaining! I look forward to more interviews!

  6. That was fun :) Glad you managed to keep the forcefield in place!

  7. Lydia - thanks! Glad you liked it.

    Jemi - no kidding. I was getting a little worried there for a while!

  8. Fun interview! And good luck to Harvey, he finally gets his chance!

  9. Harvey thanks you for your kindness.

  10. Great peek :) Glad to know I'm am not the only one to let my friends/ characters get a little show and tell time. hahaha love it.

  11. LOL! That was awesome, though I almost spit coffee all over my keyboard! Thank you, I needed that laugh. Can't wait to see how the date turns out!

  12. Heather - watch that coffee! I cannot be held responsible for sudden fits of laughter. I'm glad you enjoyed it and I will most definitely have to do an update.

  13. Ha! Very cute. I'm guessing that Harvey is going to have to put up with a chick flick. :)

  14. Susan - Ha! Probably true. We shall see

  15. Oh, this was as good as the Ogre and the Slushpile. I'm so glad I discovered this blog!

  16. Margo - I'm so glad you discovered it too! Thanks for commenting.