Monday, July 12, 2010

Monday Madness - Trying Something New

REMINDER you can still enter my contest until Wednesday evening. I will announce the winner on Thursday.

So, I do enjoy deciding who is what supernatural creature. However, I am noticing a definite dive in my Monday post readers/commenters. Hmm. SO, I'm going to experiment, Mwahahaha! You're all my test subjects.

Anywho, Here's today's experiment: Celebrities and what they REALLY are...

1. Robert Pattinson - you thought he was a vampire?? Ha! Have you seen that hair? The british accent? I say he's a MAD SCIENTIST and he's got millions of women (and men) under the power of some hypnotic hyper beam. Buy movie tickets and merchandise. I am hot.

2. Lindsey Lohan - she's the VAMPIRE. I mean she looks like the undead anyhow.. take a look at this.

3. Glenn Beck - well, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he isn't originally from this solar system.

4. Kristen Stewart - not to do too many Twilight people, but come on! She's a ZOMBIE.

Have I offended anyone yet?



20 comments:

  1. Lisa, okay you totally crack me up! No offense taken. Quite the opposite. Very entertaining :) Thanks for your kind sentiments over on our blog. You're no vampire at all ;)

    Marissa

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  2. He he, thanks. And no offense to Martina, she's clearly the "classy" type of vampire, not the horror-movie-undead-nightmare type...

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  3. Lol! Nice! I love Rob's Mad Scientist status. Perfect!
    We have a blog award for you at sistersinscribe.blogspot.com
    :-)

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  4. No offense taken! But I think Lindsay Lohan may not be a vampire. That would be too cool. I think she might be turning into Plastic Girl, though.

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  5. L.J. - Wow! Thank you. :D

    Lydia - no offense taken. Ha! I like that, "Plastic Girl," that almost sounds too good too, like a superhero name.

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  6. Those are so fun! Some of these celebs are such a mess!

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  7. Jemi - glad you liked. Maybe I'll do some more of these...

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  8. Hahahaha! I'd say you nailed them (wait, maybe you're a vampire slayer!!). :)

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  9. Hahah.. too funny :) And fun! No offense taken at all.

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  10. Susan- No, I like most vampires too much to slay them. :)

    Writing Nut - Glad you enjoyed!

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  11. Zombies everywhere have taken great offense. FYI.

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  12. Christi - my apologies to the undead

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  13. HEY if anyone tried to click on the contest link and it didn't work - it now does, so please click away...

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  14. lisa you won an egalley a while back on my site. I dont think i heard from you. can you email me at sjohannes@bilaninc.com by tomorrow. If not, I can give it to someone else. :)

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  15. LOL! That's awesome. I can totally see Robert as a mad scientist, makes perfect sense!

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  16. Shelli - :0 Sorry!!! I get so behind, I apologize! Yes I will get right to you...

    Heather - And his hypno ray works, because I went to the movie today!

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  17. Oh yes, you definitely need to do more of this!! Curious to know who Camilla Belle is. And Liv Tyler.

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  18. Margo - Okay, I'll put them on my short list...

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  19. Hey, you need to set up your email contact - (tried to reply to your comment) about the Hunger Games - it's in my top ten all time favorites, too. Hate the violence, but I'm a sucker for a hero like Peeta!

    Can't wait to see who you unveil next :)

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  20. Margo - not sure - I'll give it a try but my email is on the sidebar it's paranormalpov at gmail dot com

    Woo Team Peeta!!

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