Monday, August 30, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
There were some very…creative questions. I like the way some of you think. Although several of you did ask about love and what I thought about the possibility of becoming good. Thanks for the laugh.
Before I get started on the specific questions I’ll be addressing, I want to set the record straight. A lot of you wanted to know things along the lines of what I was before I was a demon or what I did to become a demon. I was always a demon, created in Hell by King Lucifer. It’s my true essence—all I’ve ever been.
So, perusing the list of questions…hmm…
The third place question comes from April: What is the nicest thing you have ever done?
Answer your questions.
Second, I’ll answer Sherry at Flipping Pages for All Ages: Let's say Frannie chooses Gabe, any other female characters from another book you would be interested in dating?
First of all, I never lose. Especially to that impotent cherub. But, if your asking if there’s anyone else who might catch my…attention…it’d have to be that Fire chick. She’s smart, kicks butt, and she closer to my side than she thinks. Plus, with a name like Fire, how could she not be hot.
And, the most…entertaining question, which, you’ll notice, doesn’t get into my personal stuff, is from Tynga: Have you ever faced Sam & Dean from Supernatural before? If not, what would be your tactic when you do?
I’ve never faced them, but that could be entertaining. I may possibly seek them out when I’m finished with my current assignment. Their weakness is each other. All I’d have to do is get into their heads, blur the lines between right and wrong a little. Wouldn’t take much to turn them on each other. Then I would just sit back and watch. When they were done killing each other, I’d tag the soul of the one that was left standing and be on my way.
I’m gone. See you in the Abyss.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
—“Personal Demons is as scary—and sexy—a book as I’ve read in a long time.”—Claudia Gray, New York Times bestselling author of Hourglass
When Lisa asked me to put together a guest post for her blog, I wasn’t sure what to do. I was thinking maybe something about the writing process and how Personal Demons came to be.
But then Luc, my demon and one of my narrators from Personal Demons, told me that idea was boring. What he actually said is that I’m boring. He insisted on conducting an interview to liven up the post. I’ve agreed to do it, but I’m wondering if I’ve made a mistake, because, as I sit here staring at him across the table, it feels like he has an agenda.
Luc: Everyone is writing angel books these days. *stares hard at me*
Me: *beginning to sweat* So…?
Luc: So why did you write a demon book.
Me: Um… *clears throat* Well…Personal Demons is sort of an angel book—in a way…
Luc: *leans forward as eye narrow* It’s called Personal DEMONS, not Personal Angels. It’s a demon book.
Me: *drops gaze* I suppose it is.
Luc: In the other books, it seems that the *air quotes* demons are often fallen angels. Why didn’t you make me a fallen angel?
Me: Because you aren’t. *glances up to gage reaction*
Luc: *smiles smugly* No. I’m most definitely not. *pushes foot against table and tips chair back* Why did you decide to make me different?
Me: *starting to relax a little* Well, actually you decided that. You’re the one telling the story—well, you and Frannie.
Me: I’m just the poorly paid help with the laptop. And, while we’re on the subject, could you two talk a little slower. I can’t keep up with your conversations.
Luc: *lowers chair legs to the ground* You should be happy we let you listen in at all. Don’t push your luck.
Me: *drops gaze again* You’re right. Sorry.
Luc: *slouches back in chair* So, my origin is actually pretty interesting. How did you come up with the concept of demons being borne of sin?
Me: Well…your name, Lucifer Cain, popped into my head one day and I went on-line to research the story of Cain and Abel. I found an article that talked about the origin of sin. The phrase “creatures of sin” kept coming up and, as I flipped that over in my mind it occurred to me that, in my fictional Hell, there could be actual creatures of sin. In your case, you were borne of Pride.
Luc: *glares at me*
Me: *sinks deeper into chair*
Luc: Why did you make me a Creature of Pride?
Me: *snorts* You’re joking, right?
Luc: *glares harder at me*
Me: *thinking this interview was a really bad idea* *nearly slides off the chair under the table*
Luc: Where did you get the idea for me to work in Acquisitions?
Me: *takes a deep breath* I knew you were coming after Frannie’s soul, so where else would you work?
Luc: *drums fingers on tabletop* I suppose that makes a certain amount of sense.
Me: *nods and blows out a relieved breath*
Luc: Did you know I’d fall for Frannie? *scrutinizes me with narrow eyes*
Me: *straightening in my chair and trying not to let him see me shake* I had a pretty good idea…
Luc: *leans forward, eyes flashing red* You knew that the cherub would too.
Me: *squirming in chair* I knew there was a chance that Gabe would be drawn to her.
Luc: *through gritted teeth* And I suppose your going to tell me there was nothing you could do about that.
Me: *shrugging without looking at him* Poorly paid help. Laptop. Remember…?
Luc: *blows out tense sigh* Then you also know it’s only a matter of time before I take him out.
Me: *shrugging again* That’s between you and him.
Luc: *nods, satisfied* So you won’t get in the way?
Me: *wiggling fingers in the air* Help… Laptop…
Luc: Good. *leans back again* So, there’s nothing you can to about Frannie?
Me: Um…how so?
Luc: *fixes me in a hard gaze*
Me: *shaking head* You know she doesn’t listen to me either.
Luc: She’s going to get herself killed. *eyes darken*
Me: Then it probably wouldn’t be in her best interest for you to take Gabe out…
Luc: *pushes glowing fist across table* Are you saying he can keep her safer than I can?
Me: *sweating again* I’m saying it may take both of you.
Luc: *sighs deeply* *tucks hand into pocket* I know you’re right, but Gabriel? *grimaces* Of all the slimy celestials they could have sent…
Me: *shrugs* So, any chance there might be a truce?
Luc: *glowing eyes snap to mine* This is my interview. I ask the questions.
Me: *holding up hands* Sorry. So what else do you want to know?
Luc: *eyes lock on mine* What’s going to happen in Original Sin?
Me: Lots of stuff.
Luc: *smirks* Could you be a little more specific?
Me: Well, there are more angels…
Luc: *rolls eyes*
Me: And demons!
Luc: Great. And I suppose they come for Frannie?
Me: King Lucifer still wants her, so…yeah.
Luc: *blows out a sigh* You’re not going to make this easy on me, are you?
Me: *lifts hands and wiggle fingers again* Laptop…
Luc: Yeah, right. *stands abruptly* If you’re not going to be any more helpful than that, I’m gone.
Me: *relieved* Okay, so, we’re done?
Luc: *smiles, amused* I’ve got history homework.
Me: *cracks up despite myself* Yeah, right.
Luc: *turns for the door* See ya, Laptop.Me: *wondering if I’ll ever live that down*
Monday, August 16, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010
A is for Abs, absolutely a must,
how else can a vampire earn a girl’s trust?
B is for blood, gooey and red,
all over your clothes and your shoes and the bed.
C is for coffin, a small place to sleep,
in the night if you’re near one, don’t make a peep.
D is for dead, have I mentioned that part?
You’ll never hear beating come from his heart.
E is for Exorcist, who in this case won’t work.
He isn’t possessed, just a bloodsucking jerk.
F is for fangs cause you know they are hot.
You love showing off those tiny red dots.
G is for gorgeous, remember the abs?
so beautiful you don’t care who he grabs.
H is for hollow, he’s empty inside,
You never should’ve asked him to confide.
I is for idiot, the girl that he dates,
He isn’t actually looking for an immortal mate.
J is for jugular, juicy and sweet,
he's looking at yours, can you feel the heat?
K is for kiss, which you wish he would give.
Unfortunately for you, you probably won’t live.
L is for love, which you think you are in,
when it’s probably lust, love’s closest of kin.
M is for muscle, no wait that’s wrong.
It’s werewolves’ who’s show, though both are quite strong.
N is for noble, you wish that he were.
He’s misunderstood of that you are sure.
O is for ogle, you can’t help yourself.
You wish you could put him up on your shelf.
P is for painful, but which part is it?
That he's just not that great or that you just got bit?
Q is for queen, that’s how he makes you feel,
too bad for you, it just isn’t real.
R is for ripped, oops once again-
that is werewolves, sorry my friend.
S is for sparkle out in the sun.
Okay so not all, maybe just one.
T is for terror he used to instill,
hard to find now no matter whom he might kill.
U is for undead, he’s a corpse, you recall?
Sorry for the buzz kill but come on y’all.
V is for vampire, obvious I know,
but I’ve still got four letters to go!
W is for werewolf as I’ve mentioned before,
guess that’s the sequel for those who want more.
X is for xylophone because that’s what it’s for,
not sure I could find much of anything more.
Y is for yummy, even I can’t deny,
You don’t have to jump him just cause he catches your eye.
Z is for zoo, the crowd he creates,
all the wild animals looking for dates.
SO, what do you think? Do I have a blooming career as a PB author? Or should I stick to YA? He he he.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Yes, it's true that Rachel Vail is known for humorous, touching, realistic stories. Though her book GORGEOUS, the middle book in her Avery Sisters Trilogy, includes a deal with what may or may not be the devil (which sounds suspiciously paranormal to me).